Want to see what it’s like to be arrested, jailed and then subjected to waterboarding? Follow me on Twitter—I’ll be live-tweeting my experience tomorrow.
Okay, maybe they’ll honor the Geneva Conventions, but the point is I still need $300 bail money for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, and I have no idea what they have in store for me if I don’t come up with it.
Will you help me meet this goal before I’m arrested?
You know you won’t miss it, and it will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Your support of the MDA Lock-Up will also help provide wheelchairs, clinic visits, support groups and summer camp for the families served by the MDA.
Oh no! Save Patrick from a life of criminality!