I’m innocent! Innocent I tell you!
I have no idea what I did to deserve this, but I was arrested and have been sentenced to hard-time in some gulag — I think I heard them call it “The Keg.”
Sounds scary.
I’ll be booked into jail on September 17th. I’ve been told if I can post $1,000 in bail before lockup they’ll go easy on me—they might even let me out the same day.
If not, no more Responsible Marketing Blog—there’s no Wi-Fi in the big house, ya know.
Can you donate $500? $250? $100? $50? $25? Anything will help!
To make donating easy, I’ve set up this simple widget. All credit and debit cards are accepted.
They keep saying, “You’re going behind bars for good!”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but that sounds like they mean forever to me.
Any and all donations appreciated.
Your support of the MDA Lock-Up will also help provide wheelchairs, clinic visits, support groups and summer camp for the families served by the MDA.
Ahh yes. I think I’ll wait ’til 3pm on 9/17… hee.
Not everyone goes to jail for a great cause, Patrick. Nice work!!
ok, i’ll wait ’til 3pm on 9/17 too… don’t cry so loud please!
Patrick,
I might have to keep you sweating until the 17th too! Until then, I posted about your effort on my blog. Hopefully some industry professionals from your former life might be able to help you post bail.
Good luck with this!
Gary Jensen
Chief Learning Officer
Skills World
It wasn’t a big donation, but as the Tesco people would say, every little helps, right? Good luck with your fundraising! It’s a great cause.